Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates

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Eric Lund
Feb 25, 2020 12:00 AM EST

You never know exactly what you're gonna get on a first date. It could be nice, or it could be like pulling teeth. Understandably, people have a whole lot of stories of bad first dates they've been on, and it sure is intriguing to learn about exactly everything that can go wrong when getting to know someone.

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    Text - Sharon Bearor @BearorSharon 12h Replying to @DrJenGunter Brought his resume thinking it would impress me. Drank 3 drinks to my 1 glass of wine. Wore a cheap silk shirt and spilled marina sauce on it."Forgot" his wallet and then told me I must have hated my father. I left abruptly and walked home > a mile in a snowstorm-ruined my shoes. 32
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    Text - Crystal N. Dunivant @crysnacd · 12h Replying to @DrJenGunter We lived two hours apart so we met at a restaurant in the middle. The date finally ended. I drive home. It is late and I hear knocking on my door. I don't answer of course. I get a text. It was my date. He followed me home without my knowledge to give me a good night kiss ♡ 90 6
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    Text - 32 stadiums to visit @Jj216pp · 4h Replying to @DrJenGunter I'd been exchanging flirty, but appropriate, texts with a guy. We meet at a restaurant, had just said hello outside. He says "so we're going to smash, right? I'll pay for dinner if we're going to smash". We are both in our mid 50s. Dinner did not happen IRTH ♡ 10
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    Text - Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter He collapsed. I had to call 911. When he came around I gave him a Coke and he said, "sugar is toxic I can't drink that." Then despite clearly having a cardiac event he refused the paramedics and thought the date would continue. KimPeace @KimPeace13 · 22h Replying to @DrJenGunter What happened on your worst 1st date?
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    Text - Renee DiResta Replying to @DrJenGunter I think mine was still the one where I found out at the end of the meal he was counting the individual pieces of tapas on each plate we had shared when he said we needed to split the check according to how many individual meatballs and patatas bravas each had consumed. @noUpside · 21h 1.9K ♡ 1.9K 27 24 61
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    Text - lanny @rangerlongshot · 21h Replying to @DrJenGunter My first college roommate brought a girl back to the apartment to do the thing for his first time ever. While they were doing it she had an epileptic seizure. He came running into the living room in his tidy whities, and one sock. It went downhill from there. ♡ 40
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    Text - Inglorious Bat Turds Replying to @DrJenGunter @BatTurds · 21h OMG. I was on a 1st date when we stopped for gas and she committed armed robbery while I was waiting in the car and that was not as bad as your date.. ♡ 15 ♡ 912 27 27 Susanne Ruder @sruder · 21h I'm really, truly sorry this happened to you. But I can't stop laughing 1 207
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    Text - Clearly Kate @kate_pistone · 12h Replying to @DrJenGunter Coffee date with a pharmacist, seemed like nice guy until he announced under "full disclosure" that he had recently been released from the federal pen for medicaid fraud. When I blanched, he asked what was the worst thing I'd done. ♡ 26 2 26
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    Text - Sir HairyPalms The Blind @Sir_HairyPalms · 18h Replying to @DrJenGunter I took a girl out to dinner and figured out pretty quick that she really wasn't into going any further. No problem. We have a nice chat, finish the meal. The waiter brings the bill. And the take out meal she ordered. For her fiance. Who was just getting home from work. 27 5 574 12
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    Text - Aha.yes @AmandaHayes6 · 15h Replying to @DrJenGunter I had one where the guy picked me up to take me out for a 'surprise'. The first surprise was that his sister was in the car too. The second was that the three of us spent the evening at a church event, where the two of them cornered me and tried to convince me to accept Jesus. O 14 27 7 406
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